Hello potential client!
If you’re here, I suspect your web site has gone to shit.
White screen of death? 503 error? Backend editor not saving with a 404 error in the devtools console?
We’ve all be there.
Excuse my manners, let me introduce myself.
I’m Mark Hall, the unofficial unsung superhero of WordPress woes. I’ve been blessed with the uncanny ability to solve problems you didn’t even know you had, in ways you can’t begin to understand. What can I say, it’s a gift.
As you can tell from this waffle, I’m a no-nonsense, no bullshit, no jingoistic business crap kind of person. NO touching base. NO blue-sky thinking. NO teamwork makes the teamwork.
I’m a developer morning, noon and night. You want my services, I need the money, and fixing things is what I do best. That’s the arrangement I going with.
My day-to-day involves diving headfirst into the abyss of code, emerging victorious with solutions so ingenious, they make Einstein’s theories look like kindergarten math. And yes, I’m that good.
So yeah, I like a puzzles and ploughing through lines and lines of someone elses terrible code and fixing it.
So, if you’re tired of developers who actually need things like “details” and “clear briefs,” I’m your renegade. Why bother with clarity when you can have adventure, right?
Contact me if you’re ready for a WordPress experience so seamless, you’ll forget what a 404 error even looks like. (Hint: It’s the number of problems you won’t be having anymore.)
P.S. I also specialize in translating client speak to human language. “Make it pop” is my middle name.
AN EYE ...
on DETAIL
on ACCURACY
on FIXING ISSUES
on MY BANK BALANCE
CSS Basic Elements
The purpose of this HTML is to help determine what default settings are with CSS and to make sure that all possible HTML Elements are included in this HTML so as to not miss any possible Elements when designing a site.
Headings
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Definition List
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Ordered List
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Fieldsets, Legends, and Form Elements
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Misc Stuff - abbr, acronym, pre, code, sub, sup, etc.
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