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Mark Hall

WordPress Developer

Taking your WordPress site from ‘meh’ to ‘marvelous’

I’m Mark, the maestro of the WordPress symphony. I whip up websites faster than a barista slings espresso shots during the morning rush.

Hello potential client!

If you’re here, I suspect your amazing web site has gone belly up and you’re scrambling for someone to bring it back from the dead.

Is it the dreaded white screen of death? A 503 error? Backend editor erroring when you try and save?

We’ve all be there.

Excuse my manners, let me introduce myself.

I’m Mark Hall, the unofficial unsung superhero of WordPress woes. I’ve been blessed with the uncanny ability to solve problems you didn’t even know you had, in ways you can’t begin to understand. What can I say, it’s a gift.

As you can tell from this waffle, I’m a no-nonsense, no bullshit, no jingoistic business crap kind of person. NO touching base. NO blue-sky thinking. NO teamwork makes the teamwork.

I’m a developer, programmer, coder, call it what you like since my first year of secondary education and it’s the only thing I can do well, mix that with decades of errors and an uncanny knack of knowing what the issue is from any vague non-technie description you can cobble together. Yeah, I can fix “the thingamabob from doing the oojamaflip after thingamajig tried editing/updating something when the whatchamacallit disappeared.”

If you’ve got this far, then I’m the man for the job.

I need the money, you want your web site back online and working for you … I think I know how to combine those two wants into something.

You can read more drivel about me here you have the urge, it’s not important in fixing what’s important to you but I feel obliged to have an About Me page and it’s a good test of ChatGPT to see how it can make my life sound more exciting than it actually is.

My day-to-day involves diving headfirst into the abyss of code, emerging victorious with solutions so ingenious, they make Einstein’s theories look like kindergarten math. And yes, I’m that good.

So yeah, I like a puzzles and ploughing through lines and lines of someone elses terrible code and fixing it.

So, if you’re tired of developers who actually need things like “details” and “clear briefs,” I’m your renegade. Why bother with clarity when you can have adventure, right?

Contact me if you’re ready for a WordPress experience so seamless, you’ll forget what a 404 error even looks like. (Hint: It’s the number of problems you won’t be having anymore.)

P.S. I also specialize in translating client speak to human language. “Make it pop” is my middle name.

AN EYE ...

on DETAIL

on ACCURACY

on FIXING ISSUES

on MY BANK BALANCE

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